cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs)

did-you-kno:

There is a “Big Ben” Twitter account that tweets “BONG BONG BONG” once every hour. Source

youngvlcanoes:

"Hey it’s quarter to 6 now!"

I know mum I’ve been sat at my computer for 3 hours I have seen the time on my screen

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(Source: gamoras)

(Source: trexjose)

The Best of Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun

(Source: fuckyeahsergeantcalhoun)